1980s comedy about three idiots and their failed quest to make
people believe they're funny.
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"Congratulations on renting this video."
Eddie introduces the festivities in inimitably stupid fashion.
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"...small boys, with firm nubile buttocks."
Pompous Old-Fart orates another of his bedtime poems.
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"Oo, I wish you wouldn't do that when you come in!"
Husband Tim introduces a stain problem to housewife Ben.
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"Not today, thank you!"
Housewife Ben gives Waz Salesman Eddie the brush off. CAUTION! Contains
graphic scenes of body dismemberment.
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"Excuse me sir, but have you heard of Waz?"
A revolutionary hijack of a television station is momentarily halted by the
arrival of a top scientist from Waz.
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"Over 600 to choose from - it's fookin' ace, i'nt'it?"
Ben is Keith Smith , owner of self-drive and hire caravans, presenting
his own advertisement. PARENTAL ADVISORY! Keith Smith employs frequent
use of obscene language.
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"They'd piss all over them anyway."
Keith Smith is back! This time incarnated by Eddie, who supplies his
usual surrealist angle on caravan sales.
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"He's got the biggest cock in The North, and you won't
mistake it! Right!"
Tim gives the final word on who Keith Smith really is. The definitive
version.
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"Hello! Have you got it on..."
Feature length version of Mr Lumb's journey around the garden on a bicycle, in
which more budget was blown on the titles than the shoot.
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"What is our society coming to, eh?"
TV Agony aunt and call-in show host Aunty Benny deals with a fictional
obscene phone caller, only to have a genuine call come in during the shoot.
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"Let me try!"
Peter Lloyd-Martin as Kid On Bike in his famous stunt piece.
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"Clean the grass out of the mowing-machine, ensuring that the
machine is not switched on at any time during the cleaning operation."
Top-tips pundit Reg Knobhead shows how not to clean out a mower with some
ordinary household sellotape.
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"EAT AT EDDIES!"
"A Must See!" - Variety Magazine.
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"Benji, you piece of shit! Do you wanna get me the fucking
sack?"
Ploppy, not as an actor, takes it out on the Browneye Witness investigative
news team.
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"Overly-sized vibrators."
Proctologist Julian F. Knobcheese, in an interview with Ben, gives his view on
anal problems in the modern fast-food world.
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